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Lawrence Welk: (continuing) singing the popular hymn “He makes all things beautiful in His time.” Now a special word from our sponsors, Pall Mall cigarettes, Coppertone tanning butter and Morton salt. She then goes around popping the bubbles with her tiny hands.) (Ted backs off, warding off Junice, who keeps going after him. Please stay tuned as our salute to Spring continues with husband and wife team Dana and Donna– Lawrence Welk: Tank you, tank you, wasn’t that wonderful? And by wonderful I mean interesting. (Fed up at last, Ted walks offstage with Junice following him, as her sisters walk offstage, embarrassed. Junice: I put worms in my bed and slept in my bedĪnd put a squirrel in my bed and mustard in my bed With Fred Armisen, Will Forte, Bill Hader, Darrell Hammond. Ted: A bicycle built for two? (The sisters laugh until Junice re-enters.) Anne Hathaway/The Killers: Directed by Don Roy King, Akiva Schaffer. Ted: Oh, I hope there’s no ants (The sisters laugh). Ted: Then there’s only one thing to decide, Sisters: We’d like to tell you we all agree Frustratedly, he returns to the song, looking around for her.) He promptly pushes her off and she goes backstage. (Ted nervously dances around with Junice, who gropes around and puts her hand on his bottom. Junice: Yeah (before Ted finishes his line). (He tap dances all over the stage, as the sisters look on impressed, except Junice, who wanders about aimlessly. (He introduces himself to each member of the as they enter.) It’s because I get to see the pretty ladies passing by… It’s my favorite place to be and I’ll tell you why

I like standing on the corner of a street Ted: Boo ba ba doo, ba ba doo, ba ba doo, (Ted nudges the post and the light goes on.) Ted: Do you want to know a secret? I love this corner. (We cut to Ted Nathers on stage, leaning against a lamppost, as the song begins.) Here to sing about it is the handsome baritone Ted Nathers accompanied by the Meryl Sisters who came all the way from the Finger Lakes They are lakes that look like fingers, I guess. But enough about the wonderful bubbles, let’s continue on with our salute to spring. Aren’t these bubbles wonderful? If I could have them follow me around everywhere, I would. Lawrence Welk: Tank you, tank you, welcome back to the Lawrence Welk Show.
